Gerber Epic Knife
If I was stuck in the woods and only had one thing I’d want the Gerber Epic Knife ($30). The knife has some pretty awesome features. Typically everything you’d need if you were stranded. Nylon handle, serrated edge, a blunt tip, bottle opener, stainless steel blade, and a locking sheath that gives you the flexibility to carry it on either your left or right.
All in all I would be pretty badass with this. Might order one soon!