It’s Quote Time

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John Mayer is actually funny. This is his theory on how people feel about him.

“I love how some dudes hate me for dating their fantasy girl, as if they were going to if I hadn’t. Let’s hammer this out today. Long before ‘douches’ and ‘famewhores’ there were these people called ‘showbiz types.’ Showbiz types’ are people who grew up talking to themselves alone in a room for hours until they found some sort of outlet. Once they found that outlet, everything fell into place, except for the fact that they still never worked out why they still talk so much. So you see, though filled with deep emotional voids that can never be filled, Showbiz Types are an important part of our Nation’s tapestry. I’m a Showbiz Type. (cue penny whistle and marching drums) But I am not a douche!! (of 1,090,466, seventeen stand and applaud wildly). That was interesting…I’m off to work. Enjoy the rest of your day.”

Joe Miragliotta is a caffeine addict, social media freak and a tech junkie. When first creating JoesDaily.com the concept was small; Post diary-like content to share with the world of all things he was into. Now it's grown to be much more than that. You'll find travel, food & drink, design, tech, entertainment and more!

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