Let’s get one thing out of the way—I am beyond jealous. Uniworld Boutique River Cruises just announced that Rachel Dratch, the former Saturday Night Live standout and all-around comedic genius, will headline their first-ever Women-Only Cruise, sailing through Burgundy & Provence on August 24, 2025. As a huge fan of Dratch (seriously, who doesn’t love Debbie Downer?), I can’t help but wish I could snag a ticket. But alas, this one is just for the ladies.
The lucky women onboard the S.S. Catherine will be treated to a 45-minute comedy set from Dratch, followed by an intimate Q&A session the next day. Known for her unforgettable SNL characters and her roles in 30 Rock, Bob’s Burgers, Shameless, and the hilarious Netflix hit Wine Country, Dratch is sure to bring her signature wit and charm to the cruise. She even earned a Tony nomination for her Broadway debut in POTUS: Or, Behind Every Great Dumbass Are Seven Women Trying to Keep Him Alive. Talk about a powerhouse performer.
But this voyage isn’t just about comedy—it’s about curated experiences tailored for women looking to explore, unwind, and connect. The itinerary is packed with unforgettable excursions, from a Candlelight Concert in Lyon to a visit to the International Shoe Museum. Guests can also embark on lavender weaving, truffle hunting, and a scenic bike ride to the Chartreuse. And let’s not forget onboard highlights like a decadent chocolate and wine pairing event, burlesque sessions, and a luxurious pajama party. Sounds like the perfect mix of indulgence and adventure.
As if it couldn’t get any better, Uniworld’s Women-Only Cruise is fully all-inclusive, offering farm-to-table dining and unlimited premium wine and spirits. It’s a dream trip designed for relaxation, laughter, and making memories with like-minded women.
So while I won’t be there (cue the world’s smallest violin), I can already imagine the fun, the friendships, and the belly laughs. To all the lucky women who get to experience this incredible voyage with Rachel Dratch—please take a sip of French wine for me and try not to laugh too hard. Who am I kidding? That’s impossible.
