The Hobbit - Bilbo

On Friday 17 new character posters were released for The Hobbit. I can only imagine the amount of moist LOTR fans out there upon seeing Gandalf raking leaves and Bilbo looking like he just shit his pants. I’m usually not much of a critic, especially when it comes to a franchise I’m personally obsessed with, but there is just something about the posters I’m not fond of. This isn’t to say I hated all 17, I just only liked a few: Dori (cause he looks drunk), Balin (cause his name is almost ballin), Ori (cause he looks like he was just caught masturbating), and Nori (cause he looks fierce).

See also The Hobbit inspired safety video

Nevertheless I’m stoked to see Peter Jackson’s The Hobbit and expect nothing but the best. Will you be seeing it on December 14th?

The Hobbit - Gandalf

The Hobbit - Thorin

The Hobbit - Ori

The Hobbit - Gloin

The Hobbit - Oin

The Hobbit - Kili

The Hobbit - Nori

The Hobbit - Dwalin

The Hobbit - Bofur

The Hobbit - Bombur

The Hobbit - Fili

The Hobbit - Balin

The Hobbit - Bifur

The Hobbit - Dori

The Hobbit - Gollum

The Hobbit - Galadriel