August 3rd is National Watermelon Day, and we here at Joe's Daily think the only way to celebrate it right is with a good Patron sipping cocktail that comes from a tapped watermelon.
Cinco De Mayo falls on a Sunday this year and The Most Interesting Man in the World will simply not have it.
Valentine's Day is right around the corner, so you better start looking for the right gift for her.
I couldn't quite put my finger on it as a child but now I understand. Santa Claus is a pimp!