EAT A BAG OF DICKS! gummies might be my new favorite gag gift.

Eat a Bag of Dicks Gummy Candy gift

Sometimes you just want to send that person that gets on your nerves a special gift. And if you’re too far away from their residence to leave them a flaming bag of poop, well, I might just have another suggestion for you.

Tell them to GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS, anonymously, of course. Each Bag of Gummy Dicks ships the same or next business day and arrives in 3-5 days. Every bag comes with 60z. of sugary gummy penises, a note that says EAT A BAG OF DICKS!, and shipped in an inconspicuous box. You can add a gift message and gift wrapping for free.

Just imagine being the recipient of this gag gift. I’d assume the person that sent it to you means no harm, or do they? Since I’m a gummy bear fanatic I see no reason why I would be insulted by this very gracious gift. In fact, I’d welcome such a surprise gift if you care to send me one.

Bonus Gag Gift: ‘Eat a Bag of Dicks’ Coffee Mug

Here’s a nice little bonus to go with your gummy gift. Try pairing the gummies with this Eat a Giant Bag of Dicks Coffee Mug. You know, to really drive home the message you’re trying to send.

Eat a bag of dicks coffee mug - gag gifts

The Bag of Dummy Dicks is currently in stock on Amazon and can be purchased for under $15 USD. Not a bad price for such a fun gift idea.