Tell them to GO EAT A BAG OF DICKS, anonymously, of course. Each Bag of Gummy Dicks ships the same or next business day and arrives in 3-5 days.
I wouldn’t say I have a sweet tooth, per say, but I know what I like. Let’s use gummy candy for instance. If a pack of gummies is opened in front of me, chances are that pack…
I can’t say whether or not these pops taste good but they sure look cool. These Galactic Lollipops come in a pack of 10 edible planets. You will have the pleasure of licking Sun, Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus (dirty mind), Neptune and the little guy, Pluto.
These are the type of commercials we need to have in the US. The comedic directing duo, Cousins, go wild on a fake ad spot for the rainbow candy. I’m sure Skittles won’t be to happy when seeing this but at least they were able to match the filming style they usually go for.